1.herby derby
i am the kid they call the herby derby derby i am the kid who
played with your furbies ferbies i am the kid whogave you mom
her herpies herpies this is the song they call the herby derby
derby
i am the kid who lives in the bahamas hamas i am the kid who
spanks all the llamas llamas i am the kid who pooped in your
pajamas jamas twice this is the song they call the heby derby
derby
i am the kid who buned all the books books i am the kid who
fires all the cooks cooks i am the kid who got all the looks
looks this is the song they call the herby derby derby
i am the kid who ate all the chicken i am the kid who did all
the finger lickin i know that this song is startin to klicking
klicking this is the song they call the herby derby derby
2.I Am Debbie
(Chineeeeeeeese Chicken on some lo mein...)
(fikki) My name is debbie i have a pet machette, he likes to get
wetty then jump in some confetti
My boyfriend is saggy, they call the man Teddy he likes to eat
baggies and lick up all my sweaty
and if you find Ted you surely will find me i just cant stand
the fact that old saggy's ninety
I live in a box behind a store that sells socks but every time I
fart this very stylish home rocks,
it leaks when it shines and melts when it is rainy, it attracts
more taliban than Mr. Husseiny
And Im a little girl who lives on pork fried rice, and I went up
to a chinese man and stretched his eyes twice
then i realized that males are who i shun, but after a while i
found it was cuz i used to be one
So i am telling you that I am Debbie, me, the only nine year old
who weighs three ninety three
I have closed down buffets before and as I ate all I could see,
but its all because I AM DEBBIE!!
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